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Photo Added: 8/1/2007
32 year old F
Vancouver, BC - CA


Last active: 3 weeks ago
My Details
Height: 5'2" (157 cm)
Body: Average
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Smoke: Don't Smoke
Drink: Social drinker
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Want Kids: Definitely
Current Status: Divorced
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial
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navkat - "Channel the awesome to fill all the holes."
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4/13/2008
5:16 PM
Drunk conversation with Chuk:

navkat: "I LOOOOOVE Phoenix! That was a fun, fun city..."
chuk: Yeah...Phoenix is....
[LONG PAUSE]
...
navkat: "Chuk?...Chuk, you still there?"
Chuk: "Uh....yeah?"
navkat: "Um...you need a hand with something?"
Chuck: "Um..yeah! A hand and maybe a mouth!"
1:25 AM
2/28/2008
LocoRoco is THE BEST GAME EVAR.
3:43 AM
2/26/2008
I caught the black plague this week. 104 fever for four solid days, aches, pains, coughing and I'm pretty sure I slept 16 hours out of each day.
5:32 PM
2/17/2008
I still believe in the intrinsic goodness of other human beings...I don't care what the heck anyone SAYS.
1:59 AM
2/10/2008
I recently discovered a capacity within myself for true, unconditional selflessness.
3:56 PM
2/7/2008
Fucking dryer sheets...

You know, it's absolute bullshit how they market laundry products these days. Lavendar, Spring Fresh, New Rain, Lemon Verbena...I don't give a shit fuck what the label *says,* it's all the same fucking laundry smell in every goddamned one.
1:50 PM
2/6/2008
Mardi gras is over. I caught many doubloons.

Other news: Tornadoes, a small car accident and I voted in the primaries.

According to someone I don't know; I am a fruitcake. I have to agree.
8:42 AM
1/17/2008
Life is *everyone's* oyster...take the best crack at it you can.
11:58 PM
1/13/2008
"Nobody's dead and no one's in prison."
11:36 PM
1/9/2008
It's Mardi Gras/Crawfish season again!

Mmmmmmmm...
1:20 PM
About Me
 
I love dead cat jokes.
I love dead hooker jokes.
I love to stir the pot, rock the boat and carve big, day-glo orange Ks on the sides of apples and leave them in the fruit-bowl next to the bananananas, potatoes and the telephones.
Life is an absurdist comedy, sometimes macabre, but never boring.

Anyone who says they want a life without drama is shitting themselves. Drama is a part of life...life *is* drama. The trick, I am learning, is in deciding when to turn off the T.V. and go to sleep.



(19:48:07) Melllyyyy: u crazy kids
(19:48:20) Siren096: I love that! Yes! Us crzy kids!
(19:48:35) Siren096: More crazy!
(19:48:41) Siren096: I embrace the crazy now!
(19:48:58) Siren096: crazy can't hurt you if yr standing on the corner waiting for it.
(19:49:09) Siren096: and you can quote me on that in yr memoirs
(19:49:37) Melllyyyy: lol
(19:49:44) Melllyyyy: your right
(19:50:36) Siren096: It's like: "What's gonna happen now? Are we gonna learn to fly? eat some jumbo shrimp? Get lost in Thailand on a four-day binge on Hookers and Blow?"
(19:51:04) Melllyyyy: lolol
(19:51:39) Siren096: anything could happen, really!


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6/22/2008
did you just say bodacity?

HI DERE!

have a cookie.

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Al
3/2/2008
Nice! :)

More guns!! You need bigger guns!! Haha
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Al
1/17/2008
no matter what happens in life. no one... can ever take away you're air guitar.

ever.
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LG
12/29/2007
ok, so: what's the difference between my job and a dead hooker?

my job still sucks!

oh, snap.
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Al
12/21/2007
Been doing pretty well. Keeping busy anyway. :) You?
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12/20/2007
Omg navkat thank you for the Caruso comic =) It's my desktop background now!
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12/12/2007
a) *leg hump*
b) i'm quite medicated and functioning "almost" normal
c) it's a secret. all i can tell you is the month: february
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LG
12/3/2007
Thanks!! yours is looking pretty rad as well!!
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12/1/2007
omg jx showed me a post card advertising vampire ball at shampoo in philly on feb 16th with a 90 minute And One set and i said "we should go, that's my birthday weekend. we can drive out saturday, get a hotel, go party, sleep, drive back sunday." and he said OK! I LOVE AND ONE LIVE THEY ARE SO MUCH FUN!!! and then i told one of my good friends and she's like "word, i'm down." plus seabound and iris are doing a US tour next year and im dying to see the tour dates because a seabound song was the first song me and jx ever danced together to. i am so psyched for 2008!
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